Eye of the Tiger

Greetings all.

I was recently in a group with a guy, Kalithrien by name, that posted some really funny stuff about Night Elves and why they should not be played. I found it very ammusing and thought to share it with those of you who, like me, can't stand the number of NElves and hope to bring the population down some. Enjoy!


Lets take a look at the Night Elves....

Mistake #1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands
Bronze Dragonflight - "Now that we have finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a Scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again."
Fandral - "WAAAA!!" *breaks scepter*
Bronze Dragonflight - "You dumb f*cker!!"

Mistake #2: Destroying the Well of Eternity
Queen Azshara - "Blahaharrrgh! I'm addicted to magic!!"
Night Elves - "Well, I guess that's cool."
Queen Azshara - "Blahaharrrgh! I'm summoning demons!!"
Night Elves - "Ok. That's not so cool."
*Bigass war*
Malfurion - "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!"
Tyrande - "Come on, that's your solution to everything!"
Malfurion - "No it's not! By the way, hold this."
Tyrande - Hey! This looks like a..."
*KABLOOIE*
Tyrande - "...Damnit Malfurion!!"

Mistake #3: Reviving the Well of Eternity, then leaving it there and falling asleep
Illidan - "Hey guys! Now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I've just made a new one."
Night Elves - "You stupid f*cker!"
Malfurion - "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music."
Illidan - "How wude!!"
*SLAMMER'D!*
Malfurion - "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day."
Tyrande - "What do you want us women to do, Mal honey?"
Malfurion - "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off and having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong."
Tyrande - "But..."
Malfurion - "zzzzzzzzzzz"
Tyrande - "Damnit!"

Mistake #4: Staying Asleep
Orcs - "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!"
Night Elves - "zzzzzzzzzz"
Undead - "For the Lich King! Also, again, the Burning Legion!"
Night Elves - "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz"

Mistake #5: Picking a fight with the Orcs
Night Elves - "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees?! GETTEM!"
Cenarius - "I'll take the case!"
*PWNT*
Grom Hellscream [Orcish] - "kek"

Mistake #6: Releasing Illidan
Tyrande - "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him."
Illidan - "GROWLowlorarrr!"
Tyrande - "...I could be wrong."
Illidan - OOGHRARGHghhh!"
*runs off*

Mistake #7: Blowing up the world....AGAIN
Medivh - "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!"
Night Elves - "Oh crap, you're right! Too late now!"
Archimonde - "Bwahahahaha!"
Malfurion - "Hey! I've got an idea!"
Everyone - *groans*
*KABLOOIE*

Mistake #8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King
Malfurion - "OMG! Illidain is doing something crazy in Northrend! Gotta stop him!"
Maiev - "I'm kookoo for stopping Illidan!" *trips Tyrande*
Tyrande - "AIIEE!!" *falls into river*
Malfurion and Illidan - "I'll take the case!" *rescues Tyrande*
Illidan - "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH!!"
Malfurion - "Oh, uh..... my bad."

Mistake #9: Building a new World Tree
Fandral - "Man I miss immortality. Let's make a new World Tree!"
Malfurion - "I don't think that's a good....."
Fandral - "STFU nub!"
*WORLD TREE'D*
Fandral - "See? This place is great!"
Malfurion - "I don't know. It smells kinda bad.....and I think I just stepped in some ooze."
Fandral - "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emeral Dream for a few years!?"
Malfurion - "You know what? I think I will!?" *gets lost in the emerald Dream*
Night Elves - *facepalm*
Rest of Alliance - "Remind me why we put up with these guys?"
Bronze Dragonflight - "Because you're all a bunch of dumb f*ckers!"

THE END